Take a shot for me

pedlooo:

you obliviously haven’t bitten by an octopus!!!!

pedlooo:

you obliviously haven’t bitten by an octopus!!!!

(via quantumechanically-pure)

seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues

(Source: commanderinqueef, via endless-breathing)

lolsofunny:

Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

(Source: midnightorgy, via endless-breathing)

tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
quantumechanically-pure:

drown-thiscity:

youmakelovelooksoeasy:

marina-horan:

not-so-chosen-one:

oh-nargles:

storieswelove:

staringdownhippogriffs:

$10
maybe i should get a life…….

$47 wooh!
hahah although like a month ago this would have been $27 whoooops hahahaha

$60.50


$9.50
….
wow

$15.50…

69…i’m actually disgusting lol 

$33… Not bad, I guess.

$71, what the fuck, hahaha.

quantumechanically-pure:

drown-thiscity:

youmakelovelooksoeasy:

marina-horan:

not-so-chosen-one:

oh-nargles:

storieswelove:

staringdownhippogriffs:

$10

maybe i should get a life…….

$47 wooh!

hahah although like a month ago this would have been $27 whoooops hahahaha

$60.50

$9.50

….

wow

$15.50…

69…
i’m actually disgusting lol 

$33… Not bad, I guess.

$71, what the fuck, hahaha.

(Source: greentacosandham)